Monday, April 4

Bonsai Boyfriend

I'm gonna use his tupe to give him food,
mashed potatos and orange juice,
Without me, he'll never stay,
I'll put wheels underneath his jar,
And walk with him every day.

Oh, mommy please, buy me bonsai boyfriend,
I'll drill him air holes, I'll remove his waste,
I'll never make fun of his funny looking face
I'll be good to him, stay with him to the end,
I'll never break the heart of my bonsai boyfriend

Tell daddy that I want a bonsai boyfriend,
I bet he'll be pleased that he can't run away,
Or make slutty girls lead him astray,
He'll never have to check up on his car,
Cause he'll always be able to see him in his jar

Oh, mommy please, buy me bonsai boyfriend,
I'll drill him air holes, I'll remove his waste,
I'll never make fun of his funny looking face
I'll be good to him, stay with him to the end,
I'll never break the heart of my bonsai boyfriend

I'll make a hole in his container,
So he can thrust me with his wiener,
It may be a little bit out of place,
But we don't care about maybes,
I'm 9 months we'll have little bonsai babies!

Oh, mommy please, buy me bonsai boyfriend,
I'll drill him air holes, I'll remove his waste,
I'll never make fun of his funny looking face
I'll be good to him, stay with him to the end,
I'll never break the heart of my bonsai boyfriend

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