Friday, January 21

So guys.

I got a message from Pommer. It said "Hi. What did we do tuesday night? I was drunk and I forgot."

I then responded him, "Hi Pommer. Oh, we had such a good time. Jokin. It was "only" a little handjob, blowjob and kissing. Are we denying everything?"

He replied, "I think Martinez and Yondi knows, but we'll still deny everything. P.S You're good."

I was then wondering, "I'm good at what? Yes, we'll deny."

Him, "Blowjobs, you know. You've never tried it before?"

Aaaaaand me, "I thought you didn't remember anything, Pommer! No, never tried it before."

At last, "I do remember a bit, I just didn't want to admit it. It just doesn't make sense that you haven't tried it before !"

To finish, I wrote, "Must have watched too much porn."

And that was the end of our conversation. You may now silently judge me, as long as you keep your mouths shut. Thank you.

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