Martinez-Chat

Martinez: wassa Me: wie gehts? (how are you? in german) Martinez: gut (good in german) Me: gut gut Me: I thought you were going to be with your boyfriend today. He couldn't make it? (I couldn't help but saying that!) Martinez: No, he couldn't. Me: Seriosly, I didn't know you had a girlfriend. Martinez: Am I too ugly? Is that what you're saying? Or just the type who never scores? Me: That's not what I'm saying. Yes, I am that type, but that's not why. Martinez: is it because I fool around too much in school? Yes, that's why! Me: No, Martinez. Martinez: There must be a reason! Me: You're not offended are you? Martinez: me offended? No, not by you! You're too sweet for that. (Then I make a load of smilies and decides to tell him about my feelings) Me: Are you alone? Martinez: Yes and my mother, she just got here. Me: Say hi! (Then I fortunately don't hear more from him. Thank God, I was just about to make a mistake there.)